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Hello fans of science fiction and mecha, I have made several blog posts featuring classification systems and speculative analysis on many topics from the Alien, Predator, Gundam and Zoids franchises, these blog posts are listed below:
- Speculation on Future Space-based Military Branches — Updated 10/01/2021
- Comprehensive USCM Arsenal — Updated 02/03/2021
- Ideas Regarding Cold Iron Studios' Untitled Aliens MMO Shooter — Updated 09/06/2020
- Dictum on Xenomorph Hive Dynamics — Updated 27/05/2020
- Speculative Analysis on The Yautja and Their Culture — Updated 17/10/2020
- Comprehensive Yautja Arsenal — Updated 03/06/2020
- Yautja Clan Hierarchy and Comprehensive Clan/Faction Listing — Updated 24/10/2020
- Kv'var-de Agaj'ya (Yautja-themed Warframe clan alliance) — Updated 25/03/2020 — Not actively updating
- Realistic After Colony Mobile Weapon Classification System — Updated 05/03/2021
- Realistic Anno Domini Mobile Weapon Classification System — Updated 31/10/2020
- Gundam TBS Game — Coming soon
- Taxonomic Zoid Classification System (Headcanon) — Updated 19/10/2020
- Taxonomic Zoid Classification System ('Official' Creature Types) — Updated 05/03/2021 — Abridged contents Zoid listing recount in progress
- Ideas for a Sequel Anime to Zoids: New Century — Updated 02/03/2021
- Chromatocephalofollic Zoids Female Humanoid Classification System — Updated 25/05/2020
- NOTZoids: NOTWild, just :, yes, nothing but a colon and it probably isn't even theirs — Updated 20/09/2020
DC and Marvel superheroes
- Hardening the Fictional Logic Behind Superheroes — Updated 28/12/2020 — Work in progress
Various Minor Headcanons/Retcons
- Best mods I have found:
- Project Reality: Battlefield 2 — Battlefield 2
- Payback Time — Alien versus Predator 2 (2001)
- Acheron — Battlefield 2142
- Knights of the Force 2.1 — Star Wars: Jedi Academy
- DoW40k: Firestorm over Kaurava — Dawn of War: Soulstorm
- Jurassic Park: Advanced Operation Genesis — Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
Wow you read all that, and then scrolled down, you must be single and my type so here is my dating profile!
*cue romantically stylised cordate swarm*
Dating Profile[edit | edit source]
- Name: (Too personal)
- Age: Late 20s
- Gender: Male
- Race: God
- Eye colour: Green
- Hair colour: Light brown
- Height: Tall
- Weight: Proportionate to height
- Sexual orientation: Gay asexual, pygophilic futa-goblinophile
- Known superpowers:
- Possibly the first to identify the 'donkeystyle' interspecies sex position (and now implied the notion for the possibility of a classification system for the variety of positions that can be performed when engaging in interspecies sex acts with animals of various species) as distinct from other, similar styles, namely doggy and spider monkey.
- (possibly pending)
- What I want from life: Among other things, a satirical cinematic remake of James Cameron's (film) Aliens by Trey Parker and Matt Stone in the same style as their Team America: World Police, also featuring the 'America, Fuck Yeah' music during the first dropship scene.
- What I don't want from life:
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- The Paedotor
- Rapist Black man
- Samuel Loser Jackson, the 'delayed-action franchise cheapening' piece of shit:
- 2002 (10 years): Ben frickin' Affleck as Jack Ryan.
- 2012 (11 years): Nick Fury of SHIELD from Marvel Comics wasn't even a black guy to begin with for Christ's sake and those Avengers movies are basically just a repeat rip-off of each other, filled with overly gay nitwitty banter, swiss cheese plotlines and anticlimactic bad guy threats.
- 2015 (22 years): Jurassic Park now has tame raptors and a T. rex/Mosasaurus aquathlon tag-team.
- 2015 (16 years): The new Star Wars movies are munted girly Disney fan fiction.