User:Freighttrain

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Freighttrain

Contact e-mail: freighttrain@email.com



Hello fans of science fiction and mecha, I have made several blog posts featuring classification systems and speculative analysis on many topics from the Alien, Predator, Gundam and Zoids franchises, these blog posts are listed below:



Real-world


Alien


Predator


Gundam


Zoids


Transformers

  • [classified]


DC and Marvel superheroes


Various Minor Headcanons/Retcons


Gaming










































Wow you read all that, and then scrolled down, you must be single and my type so here is my dating profile!

*cue romantically stylised cordate swarm*

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Dating Profile[edit | edit source]

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  • Name: (Too personal)
  • Age: Late 20s
  • Gender: Male
  • Race: God
  • Eye colour: Green
  • Hair colour: Light brown
  • Height: Tall
  • Weight: Proportionate to height
  • Sexual orientation: Gay asexual, pygophilic futa-goblinophile
  • Known superpowers:
    • RNGesus
  • Accomplishments:
    • Possibly the first to identify the 'donkeystyle' interspecies sex position (and now implied the notion for the possibility of a classification system for the variety of positions that can be performed when engaging in interspecies sex acts with animals of various species) as distinct from other, similar styles, namely doggy and spider monkey.
    • (secret)
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    • (secret)
    • (pending)
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    • (possibly pending)
  • What I want from life: Among other things, a satirical cinematic remake of James Cameron's (film) Aliens by Trey Parker and Matt Stone in the same style as their Team America: World Police, also featuring the 'America, Fuck Yeah' music during the first dropship scene.
  • What I don't want from life:





WARNING TO BOTHERANCES[edit | edit source]

If you continue to pester me on my talk page or bother me in any other way, I may become upset and decide to nuke your talk page from orbit with this FOAB of all FOABs:

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